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July 17, 2008

The very best thing about the beach.

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July 13, 2008

Pretty much sums it up.

"The Declaration of Independence, think I could tell you that first sentence, but then I'm lost. I can't begin to count the theories I've had pounded in my head that I forgot.

I don't remember all that Spanish, or the Gettysburg address, but there is one speech from high school I'll never forget.

'Come on in boy sit on down and tell me about yourself. So you like my daughter do you now? Yeah we think she's something else. She's her daddy's girl; her momma's world; she deserves respect. That's what she'll get, ain't it son?

Hey y'all run along and have some fun. I'll see you when you get back. Bet I'll be up all night still cleanin' this gun'."

--Rodney Atkins

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July 10, 2008

"Profit [sic] of Doom."

They mean, of course, Mr. Gore.

"PSYCHIATRISTS have detected the first case of "climate change delusion"..."

(Andrew Bolt, from the Herald Sun.)

It's about time somebody called it what it is: A DELUSION. But that's not the worst of it.

"And here is a senior Sydney Morning Herald journalist aghast at the horrors described in the report on global warming released on Friday by Rudd's guru, Professor Ross Garnaut: "Australians must pay more for petrol, food and energy or ultimately face a rising death toll . . ."

Wow. Pay more for food or die. Is that Rudd's next campaign slogan?

Of course, we can laugh at this -- and must -- but the price for such folly may soon be your job, or at least your cash."

(IBID.)

Heck, that won't happen to us...right?!

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Green Chattanooga

This (pdf) is the biggest crock of crap I've read in loooong time. And trust me, I know crap. I'm a plumber.

(Found here.)

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July 9, 2008

"All I can say to the polar bears is one thing: EVOLVE!"

Very funny.

(Originally found here, where, apparently, only 25% of the world is actually green.)

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"All Hail The Sun God!"

I think they mean Mr. Gore.

"All hail Gore the Sun God, He's a real smart God, Blah Blah Blah!"

And while I find the sarcasm quite amusing, the article itself is much better.

"A new paper published by the Astronomical Society of Australia is warning of upcoming global cooling due to lessened solar activity."

(Originally found here.)

I guess my next problem will be: Is he Surya, Sol Invictus, Ra, or Koalemos?

Choices, choices.

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